Fumbling Towards Ecstasy
Wednesday, December 31, 2003
ANGEL OF MINE-MONICA
When I first saw you I already knew,
There was something inside of you,
Something I thought that I would never find,
Angel of mine.
I look at you, Lookin at me,
Now I know why they say the best things are free,
I'm gonna love you boy, you are so fine,
Angel of mine.
How you changed my world, you'll never know,
I'm different now, you helped me grow,
You came into my life sent from above,
When I lost all hope you showed me love,
I'm checkin for ya boy you're right on time,
Angel of mine
Nothing means more to me than what we share
No one in this whole world can ever compare
Last night the way you moved is still on my mind.
Angel of Mine
What you mean to me you'll never know
Deep inside I need to show,
You came into my life sent from above (Sent from above)
When I lost all hope, You showed me love (Boy you showed me love)
I'm checkin' for ya, boy you're right on time (Right on time)
Angel of Mine (angel of mine)
I never knew I could feel each moment
As if it were new,
Every breath that I take, the love that we make,
I only share it with you (you, you, you, you)
When I first saw you I already knew
There was something inside of you
Something I thought that I would never find,
Angel of Mine.
You came into my life sent from above (Came into my life yeah yeah yeah)
When I lost all hope you showed me love (boy you showed me love, uh huh)
Im checkin for ya, boy you're right on time (Boy you're right on time)
Angel of mine (angel of mine, oh mine)
How you changed my world, you'll never know,
I'm different now, you helped me grow,
I look at you lookin at me,
Now I know why they say the best things are free
I'm checkin for ya, boy you're right on time
Angel of mine
Saturday, December 13, 2003
To my baby:
I just want to tell you THANK YOU! You have been there for me through all the good times and bad times; for two people who just got together, we have had some rough times huh? But those things have just brought us closer together.
I cant imagine my life anymore without you by my side supporting me and loving me. You make things just seem so much better and so much more manageable. I Thank you.
You are a good man. You have stood by me when others older and with more experiences would have fled. I dont think you would ever know how much that has meant to me, especially this past week.
I love you with all my heart and soul.
Happy anniversary baby!
Saturday, December 06, 2003
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down
in the overall performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs,
and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband
1.0
is an Operating System. Try to enter the command:C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME
to
download
Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that
application works
as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0
& Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1
is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall the
Boyfriend Program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband
1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
-Tech Support
